Cure For Boring

While you could get a fuel-efficient V6 engine, please don’t; the Charger becomes Satan’s Sedan when you check off the Hemi engine option. Want more heart-pounding action? Click on the Hellcat package. Powered by a 707 hp (160 hp more than a Porsche 911 Turbo) 6.2 liter Hemi V8, the Hellcat will embarrass Ferraris every time off the line. Yeah, it’s likely to cause your demise in any attempt to drive it “enthusiastically” in the twisties, but Florida is flat, so no worries. Inside you’ll find comfy seating for 4 and a trunk big enough to hold a few bodies. This car is ideal for taking the family to Orlando for a full day in the parks. You’ll arrive in about an hour from anywhere in Miami-Dade County, assuming FHP is taking the day off. If you’re ready for a mid-life crisis as you impress the 20-year-old barista at your favorite coffee bar, this is your ticket; Dodge.com.